Prelude: Kirby vs Emerl

Shoptgun and Witch were sitting in a table. With not a care in the world. But then a axe hit the entrance, with Odd and Fastsword shown in the doorway.

Odd: We're bbbaaaaaaacccckk

''Oh, hey'' Witch looked back at her book, not showing any emotions. ''Aren't you happy to see us!'' Said Odd with a irritated tone. ''If by miss, you mean want to punch in the face, and cut off your scrotum and balls, then yes! I do!

''Don't pay attention to Witch, she's just mad to see you here. So do you guys wnat to start this death battle? ''Sure, let's get this started!'' said Fastsword with a excited tone.

Witch: All right let's get this over with ''The greatest enemy you will face, is yourself'' said Gandalf. And it's nowhere near as correctly demonstrated with these two fighters.

Odd: Kirby, the savior of dreamland!

Fastsword: And Emerl, the creation of Noturnus Clan.

Witch: You know who we are! And why were here. So let's get this over with.

(Screen goes to Emerl)

Background

Name: Emerl
Age: More than 4000 years old
Height: 1,10 m
Weight: 14 Kg
Created by the Nocturnus Clan
Named by Sonic
Is actually a merciless living weapon
Has an original programing
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Feats

Defeated several Sonic characters, such as Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, Tails and Rouge
Destroyed most of the city in a matter of minutes only with blunt blows
Pretty much more skilled than all characters that had to appear in the Sonic Battle game
Destroyed a huge portion of the ARK space colony
A full-charged laser beam of his own version of the Final Egg Blaster weapon can blow up stars and planets

Shotgun : Melliniums ago, the Nocturnus Clan created what can be said to be the most powerful Gizoid ever. A literal killing machine, capable of mimicking any weapon.

Witch : But due to his impossible power, the Nocturnus Clan had to be sealed away and... Wait, what does that have to do with-

Fastsword : Somehow the only one to escape being sealed was the mustard-colored robot. History came however, and regarded this Gizoid as the one guilty of destroying this mighty organization.

Odd : Somebody call Phoenix Wright !

Shotgun : No need. More than 4000 yeard later, the Gizoid got discovered by Dr.Gerald Robotnik, and caught his interest.

Witch : So he started a special project in the space colony ARK where he equipped the robot with a "Free-willed Emotions-based AI".

Odd : And to thank him, Emerl copied a good number of the ARK's weapons and used them to blow sh*t up! That's what happens when you give a robot a heart!

Fastsword : Due to this tragic turn of events, the project was cancelled and DR.Gerald was forced to take unfair actions, which leads up to Shadow's backstroy.

Shotgun : Years later, Dr. Ivo Robotnik threw the Gizoid away in the beach, finding him useless...

Odd : Idiot...

Fastsword : That's when Sonic found and befriended him. Figuring out that he absorbs Chaos Emeralds, he nammed him... "EMERL".

Witch : That's how Sonic and his friends started to teach Emerl how to fight and the like, unaware that they were raising a living weapon...

Shotgun : Indeed, Emerl has an incredibly broken system which allows him to analyse his enemy's skill, and then perform it with excellent accuracy.

Odd : His main strategy is to copy most of his enemy's greatest moves and stats during the battle, and then tire out the opponent by countering with th exact damn moves.

Copy Ability

Copies the enemy through "Skill Get" and "Skill Copy"
Can copy the stance & voice
Can copy the weapons & gadgets
Can copy the strength & speed
Can copy energy & elemental powers
Can copy the personnality & vocabulary
Can't copy the physical form
Copying too much things or something with an insane amount of power will force him to his orginal programing

Fastsword : Emerl spent a long journey with Sonic and Co., allowing him to obtain a massive arsenal.

Shotgun : He perfectly mastered the Spin Dash and Spinning moves, and can teleport around for surprise attacks.

Witch : He also copied many of Tails's gadgets, such as the Chu2 Bomb, that red Mega Buster rip-off, and the Magic Hand, which somehow gets spammed from nearly any angle.

Odd : I never got the deal with the Magic Hand. How can you freacking make a metal glove appear out of nowhere ? Is that extreme futuristic technology ?

Witch : No it's magic dumbass. Can't you read the gadget's name ?

Odd : Well you just called it "gadget" yourself, so I'm not too sure on who is the dumbass here...

Fastsword : Would you guys knock it off already ?

Shotgun : He also copied Shadow's Chaos energy, so he can now generate Chaos spears and energy spheres, as well as decimate everything in sight with the very powerful Chaos Blast !

Witch : He copied Amy's Piko Piko Hammer, and can spin it around to fire a small tornado onwards.

Odd : He also knows a sh*ton of other skills, such as Spin Dashing under Earth and then surprising the opponent with an uppercut that is so strong it causes some weird-ass chemical reaction in the air, firing his fist up and burning the opponent.

Fastsword : He can extend his arms for long-ranged blunt blows, fire energy balls and missiles with them, and turn them into electrical shockers or drill arms.

Shotgun : And somehow, SOMEWAY, he can manipulate geokinesis and summon rocks from the skies. But even more impressive, he managed to copy his enemy's strength & speed.

Witch : With that, he know possesses Sonic and Shadow's hypersonic travel speeds, Tails and Rouge's supersonic flight, and Knuckle's strength.

Odd : Oh, and by the way, Knuckles isn't limited to only 100 metric tons. That's a HUGE mistake. He once managed to lift an entire friggin' FACTORY with his bare hands !!!

Copied Arsenal

Copied Sonic
-Hypersonic speeds
-Spin Dash techniques & Sonic Crasher bomb
-Copied Shadow
-Hypersonic speeds & teleportation
-Chaos energy
Copied Tails
-Supersonic flight
-Four gadgets
Copied Knuckles
-Incredible strength
-Geokinesis & Mole Bomb
Copied Rouge
-Flight
-Bat Cracker Bomb
Copied Chaos Gamma
-Robotic weaponry
-Comabt modes
Copied Amy
-Piko Piko Hammer
-Tornado projectile
Copied Chaos 0
-Special fighting skills
Copied Cream & Cheese
-A clone of Cheese
-Copied the Final Egg Blaster weapon
-Requires a 60 seconds charge
-Can blow up stars and planets

Shotgun : But towards the end of his journey, Emerl copied Eggman's most destructive weapon ever : The Final Egg Blaster Weap-

Odd : WHAT THE F*CK IS EGGMAN'S DEAL WITH EGGS???!!!

Fastsword : Whoa whoa, calm down buddy...

Witch : The Final Egg Blaster is one of the most powerful, if not literally the most powerful weapon in the Sonic universe. It takes 60 seconds to charge, but once it fires, it lets out a huge laser of concentrated energy strong enough to obliterate a cluster of stars in one shot.

Odd : H-HOLY SH*T!!

Shotgun : But there's a catch. When Emerl copied this weapon, he had all seven chaos emeralds, which increase his intelligence and power to the maximum. 

Fastsword : And if Emerl absorbs all Chaos Emeralds, copies too many things, or a single weapon that is way too powerful, such as the Final Egg Blaster, he will revert to his original programing.

Odd : What is this original programing we keep talking about you may ask? Well, it's when a third closed eye on Emerl's head opens up, allowng him to reach the peak of his power. He becomes... ULTIMATE EMERL...

EMERL : Sonic... Shadow... Help... In such pain... Mom... It hurts... The pain...

Shotgun : Emerl becomes highly unstable, and all he'll care about is going on an endless rampage, destroying everything in sight...

Witch : In this state, Emerl can use the combined data he copied for ridiculous combos. He can somehow punch explosions and rocks, spam shock waves onwards, and even jump infinitely using simple Spin Dashes...

Odd : Hey! Like that Mario 64 cheat code!

Ultimate Emerl

Activated by absorbing all Chaos Emeralds then copying something with a tremendous amount of power or copying too much skills at a faste rate
Opens the third eye closed on his head
Forces Emerl into his original programing
Makes from Emerl totally unstable and insanely berserk
Makes Emerl forget about his friends

Shotgun : As Ultimate Emerl, the mustard-colored mimicking machine went completely berserk. He forgot about all of his friends, and was more than ready to throw them into oblivion without the slightest hesitation.

Witch : But in the two times he went berserk, his insane rampage didn't last long. He got destroyed by Sonic in one instance, and by Cream & Cheese in another...

Odd : ........Wait... WHAT ????!!!! CREAM & CHEESE ??!!! How the hell can a world destroyer lose to a freacking rabbit with a flying male fairy ?!!

Shotgun : *COUGH*Plot stupidity*COUGH*

Fastsword : Emerl has his fair share of feats. He managed to take down several Sonic characters in 1v1 fights with not much of a problem, destroyed a huge portion of the ARK space colony after copying his weaponry, and was even about to blow up the entire Earth with a charged laser of the copied Final Egg Blaster weapon !

Witch : And after absorbing a Chaos Emerald in Sonic X, he went berserk once again, and defeated Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, and Amy despite their combined forces !

Odd : Emerl is overpowered as hell, yet he still has a fair share of weaknesses as well.

Fastsword : While he defeated Sonic on many occasions before, his final battle against the speedy hedgehog for the planet's fate, he got ultimately defeated, even while he was at his Ultimate mode.

Shotgun : And as we mentioned before, he lost to Cream & Cheese as well, but this wasn't totally plot stupidity. Not for the most part at least.

Witch : Yup. As the characters clearly explained in that scene, Emerl have trouble analysing two opponents at a time, or an opponent that is using a fast and unpredictable pattern of attack.

Fastsword : It's also worth noting that while Emerl's broken copy ability allows him to copy any weapon no matter how powerful it can be, it doesn't copy everything, for example, it can't copy one's physical form, or durability.

Odd : But that doesn't matter ! Few weaknesses doesn't change the facts : Emerl is a one f*cked-up star-busting-mustard-colored-nearly-unstoppable-mimicking-murder-machine !!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Shotgun : He still has one of the saddest endings of a Sonic game ever... *Sniff*

(EMERL: It's... been fun... Thank you... Sonic... This is... goodbye... I'm glad... I got to see everyone one last time...)

(Screen goes to Kirby)

Background

First Appearance: "Kirby's Dream Land" (1992) 
Age: 200 Years+ 
Species: Kirby 
Height: 8 in | 20 cm 
Weight: Likely under 10 oz | 283 g 
Theme: 

Feats

Has beaten Nightmare, Sectonia, Drawcia, 02, Zero, Magolor, Marx and tons of other evil beings 
Has defeated King Dedede multiple times 
Defends the kingdom of Dream Land and Pop Star 
Threw Popon around the sun 
Redirected a meteor just by spitting cannonballs at it 
Destroyed the Dark Star 
Wiped out the Dark Matter

Witch: Kirby escaped a dangerous war started by Nightmare. Good prevailed but at the cost of many lives. However, among the carnage one infant star warrior escaped known as Kirby. He crash landed on Pop Star and has been defending it ever since..............Well?

Shotgun: What?

Witch: Aren't you gonna be like ''Oh he's weak look at him, hes small and looks like a gumball!''

Shotgun: No, I know he's a murderous cannibal killer! Don't you know I watched Kirby vs Majin Buu! Do you think i'm a idiot!

Witch: .......Kinda.

Shotgun: Oh, okay.

Shotgun: You're taking this suprisingly we-(BLAMM)

Witch is shown to have her hand blown off, and bleeding enlessly.

Shotgun: Dumb now bitch!

Odd: ....Holy shit dude....

Fastsword: Yeah! How can you do that t-

Odd: You should have let me do that! I hated that bitch!

5 Hours Later

Witch: ........So...i'm going for a wlak to take a break from all of this.

Witch gave Shotgun a dirty look before leaving.

Odd: Can we move along? Please!

Fastsword: Yeah...let's.

Shotgun: So besides his small size and weight, he is incredibly powerful. He is strong enough to throw Marx towards Nova, resulting in both of them dying. And threw a monster around the sun, leaving back a perfectly cooked monster....i'm just gonna ignore that.

Odd: Plus, without a skeleton, he's able to survive the explosion of Popstar, the explosion that can eclipse the Earth, and can survive getting crushed in thousands and hundreds of tons. For reaction speeds, Has gone toe to toe with the faster than light Meta Knight. And in Samurai Kirby, he reacted to other samurai that moved faster than the eye could see.

Physicality

Super Strength 
-Threw Marx into Nova resulting in both dying. Nova is planet-sized 
-As Fighter Kirby, destroyed all of Pop Star in one punch 
-Can create small cracks in the ground even after getting his power divided by ten 
-As Cook Kirby, Threw Popon around the sun
Super Speed 
-Can move at faster than light speeds as shown in Strato Patrol EOS' ending WITHOUT the Warp Star
-As Wheel Kirby, drove around the entire kingdom of Dream Land in two seconds 
Very Durable 
-After blowing up Pop Star, he survived its explosion 
-Survived a planet-sized plant blowing up 
-Survived thousands of tons of pressure 
Reaction time 
-Has gone toe to toe with the faster than light Meta Knight 
-In Samurai Kirby, reacted to other samurai that moved faster than the eye could see 
Lacks a skeleton 
Weighs practically nothing 
Small size

Fastsword: But of course, a Alien like him must have some crazy abilities. Like his inhale ability, where he can suck in enemies, and blasts. And when he sucks in opponents, they are transported to Kirby's stomach dimension. And sometimes he can absorb their main abilities, like in smash, and in his games.

Odd: Using his light weight and size to his advantage, he can fly by taking in air in his mouth, and flying from there like a sentient balloon. And lastly, by eating his opponents, he can copy their most iconic attack.


Basic Abilities

Inhale 
-Kirby's trademark ability 
-Eats foes alive 
-Can shoot foes back out as a star 
-Can use the Super Inhale which absorbs more than one foe with much more ease 
-Can gulp in enemies, absorbing their abilities 
-Transfers them to an entirely different dimension of reality 
-Capable of shooting away a meteor by spitting cannonballs at it

Flight 
-Puffs up cheeks and can float temporarily 
-Can use the air bullet where he shoots out a puff of air that damages foes 

Slide Kick 
-Lets Kirby slide forward and kick anything in his path

Swimming 
-Can spit out small blasts of water while underwater 
-Gains an adorable pair of goggles! 

Copy Ability 
-Lets him steal a victim's ability 
-If the victim has no ability, Kirby will simply eat them

Shotgun: But with his previously mentioned copy ability, he has obtained the copy essence deluxe, which gives Kirby 19 copy abilities. The first being Ice Kirby, with this, he can freeze opponents solid, and can protect himself with a ice shield. Fighter Kirby can fire a hadok-I mean a fireball, and a shroyuk-I mean a uppercut.

Odd: With Cutter Kirby, he can fire a boomerang like item that can cut down trees effortlessly. The fourth is his Parasol that can help Kirby float in the air, and reflect projectiles. Fire Kirby can let him breathe a torrent of flames, and turn himself into a ball of fire, ramming into opponents.

Fastsword: With his ''Link'' powerup, he obtains a sword that can fire beams when he has full health. Hammer Kirby, let's him destroy boulders, and it can light itself on fire with enough power. Stone let's him Transform into a rock that is immune to damage, though it has a time limit on how long Kirby can stay as a rock.

Shotgun: With plasma Kirby can charge up plasma blasts, and depending on the level, Kirby shoots a small yet weak blast of electricity to a giant yet powerful blast, and it Surrounds Kirby in an electric shield. But what's better than ninjas, KIrby as a ninja. With this, he gains superior reflexes, throws Kunai Spears at a fast pace, and vanish in puffs of smoke.

Odd: An Kirby's main way of getting around is his warp star! This baby can go faster than light, and is made of Kirby's own power, so if it get's destroyed, he can make a new one.

Fastsword: But his most powerful ability, it's Hyper nova Kirby. This is superior to Kirby's Inhale and Super Inhale in every possible way, he can inhale and fire back just about anything, he can also let Kirby eat giant eels, giant blocks, giant trees and other extremely large objects. And it's said to have the suction of a black hole, this is probably a hyperbole though.

Copy Essence Deluxe
Gifts Kirby 19 abilities

Ice Kirby  
-Freeze Breath can cover enemies in a thick layer of ice 
-Can skate like an ice skater 
-Can surround his body in ice to shield himself 

Fighter Kirby
-Steals moves from Street Fighter such as
*Hadoken 
*Shoryuken 
-Can destroy all of Pop Star in once punch 
-Kirby's physically strongest ability 
-Uses spin kicks, basic jabs and aerial kicks 

Cutter Kirby 
-Can cut down entire trees with no effort 
-Final Cutter 
-Uses boomerang-like projectiles 
-Can cut through solid steel

Parasol Kirby 
-Lets Kirby gently float throughout the skies 
-Can block attacks from above just by letting it sit above him 
-Can reflect projectiles 

Sword Kirby 
-Used for fast and up-close sword strikes 
-Can grow to larger sizes 
-Can generate entire beams of energy 
-If Kirby is fully-healed, he can fire small lasers from the sword 
-Wears Link's hat!

Beam Kirby 
-Fires a wave of electricity 
-Can shoot charged up blasts of electricity 

Jet Kirby 
-Lets Kirby move 5 Machs faster
-Can ram into opponents with his speedy ram attack 

Wheel Kirby 
-Can move around all of Dream Land in under two seconds 
-Can provide temporary invulnerability 

Wing Kirby 
-Lets Kirby fire small yet sharp feathers 
-Lets Kirby fly much easier than he would if he were floating 

Fire Kirby 
-Heat resistant 
-Breathes fire and can transform into a ball of fire that rams into opponents 

Suplex Kirby 
-Grabs opponents and slams them into the ground 
-Can also do swift jab kicks while standing on top of an opponent 

Bomb Kirby 
-Leaves Bombs around to create an entire field of explosions 
-Can leave bombs on your head 

Hammer Kirby 
-Can destroy giant rocks and big pieces of terrain 
-Can use the Hammer Flip where he charges of a flaming hammer and slams it into opponents 
 
Stone Kirby 
-Transforms into a rock that is immune to damage 
-Has a time limit on how long Kirby can stay as a rock 
-Can transform into different statues ranging from the Hal logo to a statue of Samus Aran 
 
Yo-Yo Kirby 
-Flails around a Yo-Yo for quick strikes 
-Can tie up opponents and throw them 
 
Plasma Kirby 
-Can charge up plasma blasts 
-Depending on the level, Kirby shoot a small yet weak blast of electricity to a giant yet powerful blast 
-Surrounds Kirby in an electric shield 
 
Ninja Kirby 
-Gains superior reflexes 
-Throws Kunai Spears at a fast pace 
-Can vanish in puffs of smoke 
-Swings knives like a sword 
-Blossom Storm: Kirby jumps up with a fan and causes blossoms to rise up, hurting anyone caught in the growth 
 
Mirror Kirby 
-Can create tons of clones of himself 
-Can reflect projectiles 
-Can fire streams of mirrors 
 
Copy Kirby 
-Analyzes foes and steals their ability 
-A substitute to inhale, letting Kirby steal abilities without having to eat them 
 
 
Warp Star
-Allows Kirby to fly at faster than light speeds 
-Can shoot small stars 
-Can use a spin attack 
-Made of Kirby's energy so if destroyed, Kirby can always make another 
-Not very durable 
-If inhaled, Kirby will gain the Star Rod 
 
 
Star Rod
-Shoots stars 
-Capable of one-hit killing Nightmare 
-Can use a spinning attack 
-Allows him to fly much better than he would while floating 
-Capable of blowing up a part of the moon 
-Allows him to casually warp dreams 
 

Cook Kirby: 
Sucks in opponents and boils them, alive 
Can throw a monster around the sun and back 
 

Ultra Sword Kirby: 
Swings a giant blade that can cut through giant blocks 
Strong enough to cut in half a volcano 
The blade can grow bigger than it already is 
-Made Magolor look small by comparison
Can swing a FUCKING FISH
 
 
Hypernova
Superior to Kirby's Inhale and Super Inhale in every possible way 
Can inhale and fire back just about anything 
Can let Kirby eat giant eels, giant blocks, giant trees and other extremely large objects 
Fired back Queen Sectonia's strongest attack 
-This resulted in the death of Queen Sectonia 
Said to have the suction of a black hole 
-This is probably a hyperbole though

Shotgun: But even with all of this, Kirby is not that bright, and is easily manipulated. And a few hits can knock out his copy ability.

Weaknesses: 
Naive 
-Not very smart 
-Can be manipulated with ease 
Slightly reliant on outside help (I stress the word slightly) 
A few hits can knock out his copy ability

Odd: But even then, you shouldn't mess with this cute monstrosity.

(Kirby: "Hi!")

Fastsword: Alright! Let's end this debate once and for all! Its tim-

Witch: I'M BACK BITCHES! PREPARE TO DIE!

Odd: Oh...shit...RRUUUUNNNNNN!

Shotgun: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!